Carleton Masters Swimming Newsletter 
#215                               Saturday, 
January 17th, 2009
 
To:  Carleton 
Coaches (9 
addresses)
 
Bcc: 
Those Registered 
for Fall 2008 and Alumni: 7:30am Earlybirds (48 
addresses), 8:30am Earlybirds (28 addresses), 6pm Whitecaps I (49 
addresses), 7:10pm Whitecaps II (34 addresses), 8:10pm Nightcaps (26 
addresses), Masters “Alumni” (45 addresses).
"To will is to 
select a goal, determine a course of action that will bring one to that goal, 
and then hold to that action till the goal is reached.  The key is action." 
– Michael Hanson
Winter Session 
Dates and Cancellations
The Winter session has now 
started.  The cancellations for this term are as 
follows:
- Mon Feb 16th (Family 
Day) [apart from that, workouts run as usual during Carleton’s reading 
week]
- Fri Apr 10th, Sat Apr 
11th, and Mon Apr 13th 
(Easter)
The session will end Thu Apr 
16th (evening groups) / Fri Apr 17th (morning 
groups).  The Spring session will start Mon May 4th (details 
TBA).  Note that there will be no interim workouts between the Winter and 
Spring session as the pool will be drained for annual 
maintenance.
 
Winter 
Registration
If you are planning to swim this 
term and haven’t yet registered, please do so as soon as possible!  Details 
on the Winter programs, dates, costs, etc. can be found in the “Reminders” 
section at the end of the newsletter.  Registration is open for both 
Winter.  I am maintaining a waiting list for Winter 6pm Whitecaps I.  
Those on the waiting list will be updated again in another week or so as to 
their status.  On-line registration is available for the Winter session at: 
https://secure.e-registernow.com/cgi-bin/mkpayment.cgi?state=947. 
   
Look After Your 
Valuables
If at all possible, leave your 
valuables at home when you come to the pool.  If you have to bring your 
valuables, one of the small pay lockers by the Control Desk is 
recommended.  It is generally also safe to bring your valuables onto the 
pool deck, but note that the coaches cannot keep their eyes on your bags at all 
times!  As well as occasional locker break ins, there have been some recent 
thefts from the parking lots:
   “On January 7th, 2009, 
Department of University Safety officers received six separate reports of theft 
from vehicles left in parking lots 5 and 3. The thefts occurred throughout the 
day and early evening. In each case, locked vehicles were entered and contents 
removed. Most often, entry was gained through damage to the passenger side door 
or trunk.
   Ottawa Police has advised of an increase in vehicle 
theft across the region. Students, staff and faculty are reminded not to leave 
valuable items visible in their vehicles and to remove them if at all possible. 
If you see any suspicious activity, please report it immediately to the DUS at 
613-520-4444 or by using assistance phones located across 
campus.”
Swimmer 
Notes   
 
Swimmer 
Updates:
   
Kirsten Stoebenau (6pm Whitecaps I) reports that 
Kieran Andry Stoebenau Whittaker was 
born after an almost too quick labor at 3:11 a.m. on December 21st, weighing in 
at 8 pounds 4 ounces.  Mom and baby are both doing great.  It’s no 
wonder she couldn’t lug him and herself around as much as she would like during 
the last month as he was about 1 pound heavier than big sister, Ayli (Safety 
Supervision). 
   Ashley Kotarba (x-Nightcaps) is back in 
   Sean Kerwin (7:10pm Whitecaps II) is in 
Kitchener-Waterloo on work term this term.  He plans to swim in K-W on his 
work term and will join us again in September.
   Jill Patrick (7:30am Earlybirds) had 
breakfast with Leona Crabb 
(x-7:30am Earlybirds) last month.  Leona is working in Petawawa with the 
military and loves her job.  She is hoping to get back into swimming as 
soon as the base pool opens (they’ve had a ton of different problems over the 
past year).  
   Derek Baas (x-6pm Whitecaps I) won’t be 
swimming this term as he’s scheduled for surgery to get a tube in his left ear 
sometime in February, due to worse than usual ear problems the last 6 
months.  The surgery will rule out swimming for 6-18 months, but should 
resolve his hearing problems.  His wife, Andrea Chandler (6pm Whitecaps I), and 
their boys Freddy and Stuart (Safety Supervision) are swimming 
this term.
World Masters in 
Sweden 2010:  A group of Carleton Masters 
Swimmers are seriously considering attending the World Masters in 
Arthritis Swim 
Event 2009:  Vincent Richer (Technosport Swimmer and Arthritis 
Society Swim Honorary Chair) has put together a flyer with information on this 
year’s Arthritis Swim Events, which include a 1hr aqua-fitness session at 
The 
ProsperityTM Long-Term Care Fund:  Adam 
Nihmey (7:30am Earlybirds) is the creator 
of this community-wide endowment fund.  Tickets for the official launch of 
this fund to be held Sun Feb 25th at the Foundation Restaurant are 
available for $50 per person.  Details at: http://www.prosperityfund.ca/.    
Joe’s Triathlon 
Fundraising:  
Transit Strike 
Carpools:  Those of you unable to get to 
campus due to the OCTranspo strike are welcome to contact me with carpool 
requests, and I’ll do my best to match you up with someone who lives in your 
area.
Masters Swimming 
Related “Old Dog, New Trick” Joke:  This was sent to 
me by a Masters swimmer who said that it reminded him of a T-shirt he has that 
says, “Masters swimming: where age and experience triumph over youth and 
talent.”
   A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in 
  
 Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, 'Boy, 
that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around 
here?'  Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a 
look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.  'Whew!' 
Says the leopard, 'That was close! That old poodle nearly had 
me!'
   Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene 
from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it 
for protection from the leopard.  So off he goes, but the old poodle sees 
him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must 
be up.
   The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the 
beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.  The young leopard 
is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and 
see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
   Now, the 
old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What 
am I going to do now?'  Instead of running, the dog sits down with his back 
to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet.  Just when they get 
close enough to hear, the old poodle says. 'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him 
off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!
   Moral of this 
story... Don't mess with old farts ... age and treachery will always overcome 
youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and 
experience.
News Articles:  
- Masters Triathlon Championships 
Inspirational Cancer Survivor Video, Tony Handler (winning Olympic Distance 
65-69 age group): http://growingbolder.com/media/sports/triathlon/masters-triathlon-championship-212914.html 
- Self-confidence 
in sport – make your ego work for you!: http://www.pponline.co.uk/node/39657 
- The Common Cold: http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/conditions/commoncold.shtml
- Don’t Starve a Cold of Exercise: 
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/25/health/nutrition/25best.html?_r=4&em 
- Ten Medical Reasons To Exercise: 
What Does Exercise Really Do For Us?:  http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/132408.php 
- Exercise may cut risk of various 
cancers: http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSCOL56239520080905 
- Exercise Can Help 
Memory: http://psychcentral.com/news/2008/09/03/exercise-can-help-memory/2872.html 
Swim Suits for 
50c Swim 
Caps:  Triathlete and x-Carleton 
Masters swimmer Ellen Pazdzior has 
kindly donated a large number of mostly latex swim caps, most worn only once 
during a triathlon.  The money raised by selling these for 50c will go 
towards next year’s $45 annual fee to register Carleton Masters with Masters 
Swimming Ontario.  Just ask 
 
Nose Clips for 
Winter Session 
Information
In this section of the newsletter, 
you’ll find information related to the Winter swim workouts, including coaching 
changes, upcoming time trials, and weekday attendance 
statistics.
Here are the time trials planned for 
the Winter session:
Thu/Fri Feb 26/27th 400: 
Whitecaps I and Earlybirds
Mon Mar 9th 2x50: all 
except Nightcaps (no Monday workout)
Tue/Wed Mar 24/25th 
2x100: Whitecaps I and Earlybirds
Tue/Wed Mar 31 / Apr 1st 
800/1500: All (Note that the 800 is intended only for those over 2:15/100m, who 
would not have time to complete the 1500m.)
Tue/Wed Apr 7/8th 200: 
Whitecaps I and Earlybirds
Thu/Fri Apr 16/17th 
relays: Whitecaps I and Earlybirds 
Here are the weekday attendance 
statistics for the first two weeks of the Winter term.  Note that four of 
the five with perfect attendance from last term (i.e. Irene Marushko, Marg Eades, Margaret King, 
and Susan Nevitt-Yelle) 
have already missed a workout this term, leaving 
7:30am Earlybirds 
I (Jan 5-16th; 6 workouts; 
range: 17-19; avg.: 18.0)
Perfect Attendance: Angela D, Brad S, Linda R, Tamsin D, Ursula 
S
 
8:30am Earlybirds 
II (Jan 5-16th; 6 workouts; 
range: 12-18; avg.: 14.3)
Perfect Attendance: Alan H, Amir B, Carol A, Renee R, Sean K, Shauna I, 
Siobhan W
 
6pm Whitecaps 
I (Jan 6-15th; 5 workouts; 
range: 18-22; avg.: 20.6)
Perfect Attendance: 
7:10pm Whitecaps 
II (Jan 6-15th; 5 workouts; 
range: 7-14; avg.: 12.0) 
Perfect Attendance: Lindsay F, Nathan 
F
8:10pm 
Nightcaps (Jan 6-15th; 4 workouts; 
range: 15-21; avg.: 18.3) 
Perfect Attendance: Elaine C, Joanie C, Joanna B, Kathy B, Mike W, Nina N, 
Samantha K, Shannon T
Masters Swimming 
Competitions 
You must 
register annually with Masters Swimming Ontario (MSO) if you want to 
compete in Masters Swimming competitions.  Registration for 2008-2009 is 
now underway.  The main club registration mailing is now in.  However, 
it’s not too late for you to pay the $36 (including $1 postage/handling) by cash 
or cheque payable to “Lynn Marshall”.  Your MSO membership will be good 
until Dec 31st, 2009.  Contact 
 
Full details on all Ontario Masters 
competitions can be found at: http://www.mastersswimmingontario.ca/competition/schedule01.htm.  
For 
  
  
Here’s a list of upcoming 
competitions (mostly) in 
  
Sun Jan 18th 1000 Islands 
Almost Serious Meet (
    http://www.mastersswimmingontario.ca/pdf/AlmostSerious09.pdf 
Sat Jan 24th Sept-Iles 
Sat-Sun Jan 24-25th 
Outaouais Masters Meet https://registration.swimming.ca/MeetInfo.aspx?meetid=7123 
Sun Jan 25th Alderwood 
Swim Meet (
Sat Jan 31st Technosport 
Sprint Meet, U of 
    http://www.mastersswimmingontario.ca/pdf/Jan312009sprintmeet.pdf 
Sat Jan 31st 
Fri-Sat Feb 6-7th Coupe 
de la Capitale (
Sat Feb 7th Kenora 
Masters Meet http://www.mastersswimmingontario.ca/pdf/KSSMwinterlude2009.pdf 
Sun Feb 8th 
    http://www.mastersswimmingontario.ca/pdf/2009Burlentryform.pdf 
Sun Feb 8th St-Lambert 
Masters Meet https://registration.swimming.ca/MeetInfo.aspx?meetid=6668 
Sat Feb 21st Technosport 
Sprint Meet (replacing Nepean Winterlude, as they are hosting Provincials) 
(
    http://www.mastersswimmingontario.ca/pdf/Feb212009sprintmeet.pdf 
Sun Feb 22nd London 
Silver Dolphins Meet (LCM) http://www.mastersswimmingontario.ca/pdf/LSDmeet2009.pdf 
and 
    http://www.mastersswimmingontario.ca/pdf/LSD2009individualentry.pdf 
Sat Mar 7th Technosport 
Arthur Inglis Invitational Meet, U of 
    http://www.mastersswimmingontario.ca/pdf/March7ArthurInglis2009.pdf 
Sun Mar 8th Milton 
Masters Spring Splash Meet (SCM)
Sat Mar 14th 
Dollard-des-Ormeaux Masters Meet (SCM, 
    
https://registration.swimming.ca/MeetInfo.aspx?meetid=7324 
Sat Mar 14th Beauport 
Masters Meet (
Fri-Sun Mar 20-22nd 
Fri-Sun Apr 17-19th 
    https://registration.swimming.ca/MeetInfo.aspx?meetid=6560 
Sat-Sun Apr 18-19th 
Sat Apr 25th Downtown 
Fri-Mon May 15-18th 
Canadian Masters Championships, Etobicoke Olympium (
    http://www.mastersswimmingontario.ca/pdf/2009CMSCMeetPkg.pdf 
Sat-Sun Jun 20-21st Ile 
Ste-Helene 
    https://registration.swimming.ca/MeetInfo.aspx?meetid=6609 
Jul 28-Aug 10th, 2010 
World Masters Aquatic Championships, 
Race Results: 
(Please send in your results, and/or 
let me know if I missed your name!!)
Nothing to report this 
time!
Ask the 
Coach 
Dear Coach:  
How many 
calories do I burn in a 1hr Masters Swim workout?  Still Burning off Xmas 
Dinner
Dear S.B.o.X. 
Dinner:  The number of calories you burn is related to your metabolism, 
weight, activity and exercise intensity level.  For a rough guideline, you 
can check out: http://www.nutristrategy.com/activitylist4.htm which gives 
the approximate number of calories burned during an hour of over 300 different 
activities for people weighing 130, 155 and 190lbs.  For example, if you 
weigh 155lbs and do 1hr of swimming (mixed strokes and intensities), according 
to this chart you’d burn in the range of 550-700 
calories.
Dear Coach: 
 I’m having 
problems understanding (and seeing) the workouts.  What do you 
suggest?  New Swimmer
Dear N. 
Swimmer:  Please ask the coach if anything is unclear (in either 
sense!).  If 
Dear 
Coach:  What are 
the rules for starting a race?  New 
Competitor
Dear N. 
Competitor:  For Masters Swimming competitions, you may start in the water, 
dive off the edge, or dive off the starting block (your choice) in all strokes 
except backstroke.  For backstroke you must start in the water.  For 
backstroke, you should start with both hands holding the wall (facing the wall), 
but sometimes they are lenient for Masters.  If you are starting from the 
side or the block, you must put one foot or both at the edge of the deck / front 
of the block when the whistle blows.  When the starter says “take your 
marks” you must (fairly quickly) move to your starting position and then stay 
completely still until the starting signal.  Most competitions have a “no 
false start” rule which means that if you start early or are moving when the 
starting signal is given, you are disqualified.  (If you need more details 
that the above, just ask again!)
Dear 
Coach:  What are 
the rules for relay takeovers?  Another New 
Competitor
Dear A.N. 
Competitor:  At least some part of the starting swimmer’s body must still 
be in contact with the edge of the pool or starting block when the first part of 
the finishing swimmer’s body touches the wall.  In other words, unlike a 
regular start, all the relay swimmers except the first one may be in motion at 
their start.  Apart from that, the usual rules apply for starts and 
finishes of the appropriate stroke(s).
Private and Semi-Private Masters 
Swim Lessons
Winter 
Term:
Mon 9:45-10:45am Jan 
19th; Feb 2, 23rd; Mar 9, 16, 30th; Apr 
6th
Fri 9:45-10:45am Mar 
27th; Apr 3, 17th 
 (Some evening dates will 
likely be available during 
Prices 
(may increase 
soon):
Private: 
$50 per hour, plus 
GST.
Semi-Private (2-3 
swimmers; per swimmer): $32 per hour, plus GST.
Contact 
 
 
Reminders
Fall/Winter 
Masters Programs: Details and Registration
You can register now for both Fall 
and Winter Masters.  Masters 
remains a members-only program and 
the new membership costs are posted at: http://www2.carleton.ca/athletics/membership.php. 
 The on-line registration link for winter is: https://secure.e-registernow.com/cgi-bin/mkpayment.cgi?state=947.  
Note that the Fall 7:30am Earlybirds I, Fall 6pm Whitecaps I and Winter 6pm 
Whitecaps I are now full.  Contact 
Changes for 
2008-2009:
- 6pm Whitecaps is half pool (shallow) and is now called 
Whitecaps I.  
- There is a new Whitecaps II group: 7:10-8:10pm MTuTh 
half pool (shallow).
- Nightcaps is 8:10-9:10pm TuTh half pool 
(shallow).
- 6:30am Earlybirds will not run in the Feb-Apr time 
frame; decision for May/June and/or July/August 
pending.
- Memberships are now sold for one, 
two or three terms (the terms are: Sept-Dec, Jan-Apr, 
May-Aug).
- If you buy a membership starting 
on a date other than Sept 1st, Jan 1st or May 
1st, it will be pro-rated.
Program 
Dates:
- Fall: Tue Sept 9th – 
Fri Dec 19th; no workouts Mon Oct 
13th
- Winter: Mon Jan 5th 
(am) / Tue Jan 6th (pm) – Fri Apr 17th; no workouts Mon 
Feb 16th; Fri Apr 10th – Mon Apr 13th 
Program Details 
and Costs:
- 7:30am Earlybirds I: 7:30am-8:30am 
MWF + 8:30-9:30am OR 9:30-10:30am Sat: $130+GST per 
term
- 8:30am Earlybirds II: 
7:30am-8:30am MWF + 8:30-9:30am OR 9:30-10:30am Sat: $130+GST per 
term
- 6pm Whitecaps I: 6:00-7:10pm MTuTh 
+ 8:30-9:30am OR 9:30-10:30am Sat: $140+GST per 
term
- 7:10pm Whitecaps II: 7:10pm-8:10pm 
MTuTh + 8:30-9:30am OR 9:30-10:30am Sat: $130+GST per 
term
- 8:10pm Nightcaps: 8:10-9:10pm TuTh 
+ 8:30-9:30am OR 9:30-10:30am Sat: $98+GST per term
- Child Safety Supervision: 
6:00-7:10pm MTuTh + 8:30-9:30am Sat: $95 (no GST) per 
term
Coaches: 
- 
Weekdays:
   - 
   - Mits: Tue/Thu 
Whitecaps II, and Nightcaps 
- Saturday will have a rotating 
coach schedule 
Full program details are also posted 
at: http://carletonmasters.tripod.com; and at: http://www.carleton.ca/athletics.
Newsletter: An 
e-newsletter (like this one) is sent out about every two weeks.  If you 
have new lane-mates, please mention to them that they should give their e-mail 
address to their coach if they'd like to receive 
it.
 
Suggestions for Workouts or 
Interested in Making up a Workout or a Set?: If you 
have suggestions for the workouts (something you like that we never do, or 
something you dislike that we do too much!), or if you'd like to try making up a 
workout or a set in a workout, just talk to your coach.  
Interested in Copies of the 
Workouts?: Are you 
interested in getting copies of 
Weekly Social 
Events: All swimmers are invited to join 
us for:
- Thursday Dinner (after 6pm 
Whitecaps I workout: all year)
- Thursday Drinks (after 8:10pm 
Nightcaps workout: Sept-Apr)
- Saturday Brunch (after 
9:30-10:30am workout: Sept-Jun; after 10:30-11:30am workout: 
July-Aug)
Meet by the Control Desk after 
workout.
Triathletes: Check out 
Rudy 
Hollywood’s website: http://www.trirudy.com and subscribe to the daily tri-news 
e-mail.
General 
Information: Program information, 
photos, old newsletters and the Carleton Masters records, among other 
things, can be viewed at: http://carletonmasters.tripod.com. 
Your input to this newsletter is 
most welcome, especially for the Swimmer Notes, Race Results and Ask 
the Coach sections!  To be added to or removed from the receiver list, 
just let me know (lynnmarshall@sympatico.ca).
Happy 
lengths!
lynnmarshall@sympatico.ca (or for 
quicker response: lynnmar@sce.carleton.ca) 
Club 
website: http://carletonmasters.tripod.com